Squirting 101 vol. 1

According to the story, director/self-proclaimed "squirt master" Axel Braun picked up a human sexuality book in France as a teenager and learned the art of G-Spot stim and female ejaculation. And from the juicy results garnered in this flick, the first in an award-winning series of ten Squirting 101 volumes, Braun definitely seems to know his way around making women squirt. This instructional piece takes all the best parts of gonzo - the informal feeling and genuine humor - and mixes it with a how-to guide to the ins and outs of making a woman ejaculate, using his actors and crew as protégé.

During post-squirting interviews, some of the women really do seem shocked by their own bodies, which makes me question my own apprehension in promoting the idea that ejaculation is as easy as right person, right technique. Or that all of this squirting really is actual ejaculation. But that aside, I enjoyed what this movie had to offer, real or fake.

The flick heats up when squirt queen Cytherea literally shoots streams while fucking herself. Oh my god, the cuming is really hot itself, but it was the uncontrollable trembling and obvious distraction right after orgasm that did it for me. While I wasn't so excited about all the blowjob facials and dick slapping face in scene one, it was pretty awesome when later Ariana Jollee says "I'm gonna come on YOUR face" to one of the guys. And boy, does she!

By far, my favorite part of the whole film is that whether or not the squirting is real, there is diversity to it. Not everyone shoots and gushes; some just dribble, which is much more realistic. Oh, and I hope Digital Sin bought stock in paper towels before filming this juicy squirt fest. If so, they cleaned up, for real.